Shower

Hello boys,
With Constant ploys,
of getting ever dirtier.
I know a way,
For you to stay,
and you'll be ever purtier.
This is a long shot,
without a doubt.
But this is one shot,
where hey, ill shout!
Get off your ass,
where you pass gas,
and listen in,
with a little gin,
and you'll be in the shower.

Although this poem is marked obscurely,
I'm sure you'll shower, surely, surely.
Forever more, you'll be clean
a far off shore, of heavenly sheen.
go to the bath room,
remove your small clothes,
get in the water,
and catch a small dose.
A dose of water, you'll recieve,
a dose of water, and you'll be clean.

I'm sure there is a point to this,
Surely that would not be amiss.
but nothing really comes to mind,
so shower often, and you'll be kind.