I'm Bored

Female Diner: Waiter! may i please have another ciggarette?
Waiter: Maam, the purpose of the eatery is for smokers to come talk about their problems, discuss the things that stress them out, and to ultimately stop smoking. We do not carry ciggarettes and with luck, we never will, now maam, let me tell you something. My mother smokes and it scares me that it's possible for me to get addicted through second hand smoke, Which of course is possible, everythings possible! even impossibilities, that's my saying. But in this case, i do not want to get addicted to such a pointless habit, through my mother, that is quite sickening, i do not believe that i can muster the strength to life up a ciggarette, put it to my mouth, and inhale the "lucious" stress relieving power that it's all hyped up to be. If i want to be relieved of stress, i sleep. That or I chew on something.

THE DAY I START SMOKING IS THE DAY I DIE

and i want to be sure of that, For it's sorta a waste of money.
Female Diner: That speech was beautiful, i must stop smoking, and you must throw this info across America, NO, accross, THE WORLD.

COME ON WORLD, LISTEN UP, PUT OUT YOUR CHERRIES AND PAY ATTENTION TO DA TRUTH, WHAT IS THERE TO GAIN FROM SMOKING BESIDES BAD THINGS?
-The end